1. You're feeling: Reasonably content.

2. To your left: My vodka and cranberry juice and a hibiscus that hasn't flowered in three years.

3. On your mind: Spring cleaning (hasn't reached my hands yet).

4. Last meal included: Sun Chips. Okay, a smoothie, and I'm still feeling the effects.

5. You sometimes find it hard to: Get motivated.

6. The weather: Sunny and warm.

7. Something you have a collection of: DVDs

8. A smell that cheers you up: Vanilla.

9. A smell that can ruin your mood: Poop. No – puke. Okay, both. Hopefully not at the same time or my life is over.

10. How long since you last shaved? 18 hours. How could I forget with all those shaver and hair removal cream commercials on TV?

11. The current state of your hair: Think Rosanna Rosanna Danna. Puffy to the max.

12. The largest item on your desk/workspace (not computer): My 4x6 colour printer.

13. Your skill with chopsticks: Enough to keep the food off my shirt.

14. Which section do you head for first in a bookstore? Fiction.

15. Something you're craving: More Sun Chips.

16. Your general thoughts on the Presidential race: As a Canadian, I don't care but I should. I think Obama should win and have Hilary as a guide.

17. How many times have you been hospitalized this year: Zero, baby.

18. Favorite place to go for a quiet moment: My screened porch when it's clean, sunny and warm, which should be soon, I hope.

19. You've always secretly thought you'd be a good: Jockey.

20. Something that freaks you out a little: My daughter going to college.

21. Something you've eaten too much of lately: Meat. No, chips. No… bread. Okay, I've eaten too much of everything.

22. You have never: Sailed a boat.

23. You never want to: Clean a fish.